cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

solluxforpresident:

i-o-u-a-fall:

so when i went to a museum the other day there was this on the office window of the biology room

and this is the first one i see

youaresogayskarth:

consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision 

*passenger voice* i am an american what the hell is going on