I don’t understand when people say “we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police”…
Is that supposed to be negative?
lulz so i decided i didnt really want pizza but like i wanted something sweet so i just ordered only a dessert thing from a pizza place
is that strange?
also i told them to draw a wizard on the box
yep, theyre definitely gonna think im high
but im not
before you eat…think
and put on sweatpants