OH MY GOSH justin has a song on his album about that lady who said he got her pregnant i cant sTOp laughign hahajahjd

he literally says ‘that ain’t my baby’ omfg

seriously i had to wash my toms today cause i had to run through the rain the other day and they got soaked and never dried so they smelled all mildewy ya know? so i washed them finally and they finally smelled normal and set them out to dry in the sun about an hour ago, and it was perfectly sunny, and then a minute ago it literally just started POURING and my shoes are never going to dry omfg fml

so i went with my mom to her school today, and it was the fifth graders graduation/party and her classroom is right next to the playground aka where they put up big blow up slides and were having the party and the dj guy was SO GHETTO i mean he started blaring rap music at about 10 WHEN THE KIDS WERE STILL GRADUATING and continued for the entire rest of the day until about 2:30 and he was literally playing like uncensored tyga/nicki minaj/drake/lmfao/etc songs and i kept hearing inappropriate things and curse words and i was like ‘WHO DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE THIS GUY TO DJ A FREAKING PARTY FOR FIFTH GRADERS’ and then i told everyone that next year i’ll be the dj and i don’t need all that fancy dj stuff i can just plug my computer in and shuffle a playlist of the top 50 clean itunes songs like a normal person would do for fifth graders

did i mention they were fifth graders

Clifford the big red dog represents communism
I just realized this today
Yet another part of my childhood has been ruined.

got out my homework 30 minutes ago

still haven’t started it

hellotheremackenzie:

I always do that because yolo

occasionally i have original thoughts

rarely

is that rico d? hahah

hah, i just remembered that its a tuesday and i have school tomorrow and i have to actually wake up before noon tomorrow

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