ok so i’ve decided that this is my new favorite emoji to use
cause this lady is just giving zero fucks and she’s like ‘fuck you’ *dances out of room*
I don’t understand when people say “we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police”…
Is that supposed to be negative?
you’re lying if you say you haven’t tried doing that spit trick from Big Daddy
So I saw this post about how Kim Kardashian has started saying new lingo that Kanye uses or whatever, and the poster said that ‘it’s sad that a beautiful woman has to change herself to get love’ or whatever, but I seriously disagree
taylor swift looks like those white girls who shows up 10 minutes late to class everyday with starbucks
someone should invent an inflatable dartboard
i swear you guys, if i was attractive, i’d be so attractive
what if shoes screamed whenever you took a step
whenever people post promos and say ‘don’t like this post’ i always like it, just to be rebellious.