justin timberlake’s new song

the counting in ohio right now

so last night i was like ‘wait mom are you actually voting for mitt romney?’ and she said ‘yes, i dont like obama’

i seriously have two gay siblings

and she wants to vote for romney

that kid who corrects the teacher when they say ‘ok we’re going to do this on monday’ but it’s a 3 day weekend so you go back to school on tuesday and IT’S OBVIOUS the teacher meant tuesday BUT THAT KID HAD TO CORRECT THEM

salmonella was made up by the government

proof? cookie dough ice cream

how could they sell that if salmonella was real ANSWER: THEY COULDN’T

hah, that’s right government, i found out your little secret

i don’t have ships i have yachts

time for the night blogging to begin

@carsonsavage

seriously its pretty awesome

i must admit