
Everyone is getting this framed for Christmas so they can put in on their desks at work and tell everyone it’s their Swedish genderfree child.
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
oh my god
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
You seem to tweet a lot about Taco Bell… What’s your obsession with Taco Bell?
fourforyouglencoco-yougoglencoco:
the internet: bringing people closer together
holy fuck
omG
see i dont think i could be a tv show host like ellen cause she hears all those stories and she doesnt even cry like i would watch those and be sobbing at the end even if the story’s just like ‘oh they got a puppy down from a tree’ and the producers would have to cut to a commercial like every time they showed a clip of anything
Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
my tumblr has unfollowed everyone and i cant remember who i was following so reblog if you think i’d like your blog and i’ll check it out :)
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