I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
see i dont think i could be a tv show host like ellen cause she hears all those stories and she doesnt even cry like i would watch those and be sobbing at the end even if the story’s just like ‘oh they got a puppy down from a tree’ and the producers would have to cut to a commercial like every time they showed a clip of anything