if a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should i trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

i just got a new pair of square root ans, do you like them?

ok seriously why does every country think america is so terrible and pretentious like we really arent that bad i dont get i-

oh

ok understandable

ok so i’ve decided that this is my new favorite emoji to use

cause this lady is just giving zero fucks and she’s like ‘fuck you’ *dances out of room*

WAIT WHY HAVENT THEY STARTED YET IM WORRIED DAVID ARE YOU OK