so last night i was like ‘wait mom are you actually voting for mitt romney?’ and she said ‘yes, i dont like obama’

i seriously have two gay siblings

and she wants to vote for romney

that kid who corrects the teacher when they say ‘ok we’re going to do this on monday’ but it’s a 3 day weekend so you go back to school on tuesday and IT’S OBVIOUS the teacher meant tuesday BUT THAT KID HAD TO CORRECT THEM

so i went with my mom to her school today, and it was the fifth graders graduation/party and her classroom is right next to the playground aka where they put up big blow up slides and were having the party and the dj guy was SO GHETTO i mean he started blaring rap music at about 10 WHEN THE KIDS WERE STILL GRADUATING and continued for the entire rest of the day until about 2:30 and he was literally playing like uncensored tyga/nicki minaj/drake/lmfao/etc songs and i kept hearing inappropriate things and curse words and i was like ‘WHO DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE THIS GUY TO DJ A FREAKING PARTY FOR FIFTH GRADERS’ and then i told everyone that next year i’ll be the dj and i don’t need all that fancy dj stuff i can just plug my computer in and shuffle a playlist of the top 50 clean itunes songs like a normal person would do for fifth graders

did i mention they were fifth graders

dear youtube

how does it take 3 hours to upload a 3 minute video

please explain

my dog just opened the door to the guest bedroom next to mine (the door wasnt totally shut, so he just pushed it open) and then pushed it shut and basically locked himself inside the room

hellotheremackenzie:

I always do that because yolo

occasionally i have original thoughts

rarely

is that rico d? hahah

I love when my teachers say ‘if you continue to learn this stuff, and take classes on it, you can go on to jobs like __________ that pay a bunch of money!’

and I’m just like ‘oh, is that why you became a teacher?’