thatfunnyblog: KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
mememaster: was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
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Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
bowlingforsoup: school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river
khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
shikajika: ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
nahshaw: I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
sheeppap: tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN ITS LIKE ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
dampsandwich: vagisodium: dampsandwich: im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
tea-tears-and-bbc: ballerina-austin: deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT,...
merlinwhosuperpotterlock: alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend i was gonna get annoyed at the spoiler and then i realised Great Gatsby has been out for 88 years so it’s my own fault
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
Remember when Muriel saw Courage’s porn?